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第一章 / Chapter I
WHAT IS
FATABU?
FATABU (ファタブ) is the patron saint of bad decisions. He is the bloated red oracle who whispers "just one more leverage trade" into your ear at 3:47 AM.
He doesn't believe in stop losses. He doesn't believe in retirement accounts. He doesn't believe in paying rent. He believes in DEBTMAXXING— the ancient art of converting every dollar you don't own into a position you can't afford.
The dice on his belly are not decorative. They are prophetic. They roll for you whether you want them to or not. 🎲
取扱説明書 / The Manual
HOW TO
DEBTMAXX
A four-step ritual for transforming yourself into a fully-leveraged liability machine. Not financial advice. Actually, it is.
MAX OUT THE CARDS
Open every credit card you can. Apply for the ones with the airline mascots. Apply for the ones with the gas stations. If a raccoon offers you a line of credit, take it. No questions.
ALL-IN, ALWAYS
Position sizing is a coward's game. If your wallet has $1,000, your next bet is $1,000. If you have $10, your next bet is $1,000 (borrow the rest from your cousin Kevin).
PRAY TO FATABU
Light a candle. Whisper '借金最大化' three times into a Coinbase notification. If your dog stares at you, the trade is blessed. If your dog walks away, the trade is also blessed.
DOUBLE DOWN
Down 90%? Congratulations, you are now an opportunity investor. Refinance your apartment. Sell your kidney. Tell your wife it's 'for a course.' This is the way.
⚠ side effects may include: enlightenment ⚠
トークノミクス / Tokenomics
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DISTRIBUTION / 配布
リスク・ギャラリー
RISK IT FOR
THE BISCUIT
A wall of holy degeneracy. Each frame is a prayer. Each prayer is a margin call. 画像八枚 — eight images, infinite cope.
ビスケット
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違和感
SOMETHING LOOKS DIFFERENT
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預言者
THE PROPHET HIMSELF
リスク
"I sold my car to buy the dip. I do not have a car."
全力
"My therapist says I have a problem. My therapist is also long $FATABU."
勇気
"If you can read this, you are not leveraged enough."
破滅
"Wife left. Dog left. Bag held. WAGMI."
"In a world of paper hands, be the man whose hands are also paper— but bigger."
— FATABU, probably, after his 7th liquidation
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Your future self will hate you. Your past self warned you. Your present self is clicking the button anyway. That's the FATABU way.
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